wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas
My mom: ...I really shouldn't have said that
bright side: my computer is working for the first time in a couple days
downside: i lost everything from the past week, including important finals stuff and a couple papers due today/tomorrow that i now have to rewrite
my parents bought me this rly shady bottle of Coke from mexico should i drink it
i’m gonna drink it
update: apparently it’s supposed to be the original recipe it tastes kind of weird
EVERYTHIG NIS VER Y FUNN Y AND I AM V ERY AW AYKE ALRIGHT LA LRHAIGTH LARIGHTAL RIGHT LALTH IRHTALTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
didnt the original recipe have cocaine